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BLACKOUTS and BREAKDOWNS
A Novel by Mark Brennan Rosenberg

Drugs up our noses and boyfriends from Britain
Vodka called Ketel and diaries written
Guys with hot packages and lots of bling
These are a few of my favorite things.


Ever wondered what it's like to pretend to know sign language to pick up a hot deaf guy?

Have you ever wondered what it's like to date a convicted pedophile?
                  
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Or, have you ever wondered what it's like to work as a hot dog vendor?

Luckily, Mark has taken care of all of that so you won't ever have to wonder again.
In Blackouts and Breakdowns Mark chronicles his shenanigans from early
childhood where he was a rambunctious sprite who rocked pink pants, watched
far too many soap operas and sang show tunes (it came as no surprise when
his parents found out he was gay - as if they needed to be told) to adulthood
where he rocked pleather pants, watched far too many soap operas and sang
show tunes at piano bars while plastered. In eleven uproarious short stories,
Mark takes you inside his mind and explores the ridiculousness of his excessive
drinking and the struggles he had to overcome to quit boozing and finally grow up.
Oh, and he'll tell you how he ended up as a hot dog vendor. Because that's a
road, you probably don't wantto go down. Ever.


About the Author:
Mark is a huge fan of Britney Spears, Erica Kane and glitter. He currently resides
on the Upper West Side of Manhattan with his lesbian life partner of several
years. This is his first book.


Product Details:
Soft Cover: 240 pages
Publisher: Newcomer Press
February 2010
Language: English
ISBN-13: 978-0-9817424-1-0
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